Friday, March 26, 2010

FENDI BAGUETTE NEEDLEPOINT KIT



Just when you thought you'd seen everything, Fendi has blown our minds with yet another crafty creation. First came the plain white bag that included a set of markers and now we have the Fendi Baguette Needlepoint Kit. Wait, do you hear that screaming? I think I can just make out the faint intonation of Nana Jennie's voice back in Boca Raton.

As someone who has always had grandma-like qualities, I think that this bag is not only a little piece of history, but it would just fit into my life so perfectly. First, I would perfect my skills by spending several sleepless nights needlepointing while watching Jeopardy. Then I would show it off to my girlfriends down by the pool, you know, the hip ol grannies who can be bop, hop to you drop, yo, yo make a wicked cuppa cocoa. I mean, and if I happen to walk by the cuties down on the shuffle board courts, that can only help my reputation. Lastly, I'd have to take it to my Sunday night canasta game. Maybe then that bitch with the two doctor grandson's would finally shut it.

AVAILABLE AT NEIMAN MARCUS FOR THE REASONABLE PRICE OF $995.00

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